Situasi Sebelum Dan Selepas Berkahwin

Before: You take my breath away…

After: I’m suffocating!

Before: I will treat you like a queen…

After: Who the hell do you think you are!

Before: She say she love the way i control the situation

After: She said i’m controlling, manipulative egomaniac

Before: Need a lift?

After: You do have your own car right?

Before: You jump, I jump ok

After: come on, the shark is waiting!

Before: I hope i found you in haven….

After: Go to hell please

Before: Dont stop

After: Dont start!

Before: Victoria secret model!

After: Apple look alike

Before: I love a woman with curves…

After: I never said you are fat! (cough)

Before: You look beautiful in that dress

After: Are we going somewhere??

Before: I cant believe we’ve met each other…

After: God! i cant believe we did found each other

Before: I’m very thankful God send me an angel to keep me accompany tonight

After: Good night! Dont forget breakfast

Before: Once upon a time

After: The end….

hanya sekadar jenaka, tiada kena mengena dengan mereka yang masih berkahwin atau sudah bercerai…