Before: You take my breath away…
After: I’m suffocating!
Before: I will treat you like a queen…
After: Who the hell do you think you are!
Before: She say she love the way i control the situation
After: She said i’m controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before: Need a lift?
After: You do have your own car right?
Before: You jump, I jump ok
After: come on, the shark is waiting!
Before: I hope i found you in haven….
After: Go to hell please
Before: Dont stop
After: Dont start!
Before: Victoria secret model!
After: Apple look alike
Before: I love a woman with curves…
After: I never said you are fat! (cough)
Before: You look beautiful in that dress
After: Are we going somewhere??
Before: I cant believe we’ve met each other…
After: God! i cant believe we did found each other
Before: I’m very thankful God send me an angel to keep me accompany tonight
After: Good night! Dont forget breakfast
Before: Once upon a time
After: The end….
hanya sekadar jenaka, tiada kena mengena dengan mereka yang masih berkahwin atau sudah bercerai…